July 14, 2008
bunny
Somebunny misses her friends...
Posted by Amy at 7:33 PM | Anything to add? (0)
April 28, 2008
Now let's go smoke some Morleys
If ever bored, please read this. It was shared with me today and provided many good laughs. I love tv!
On a side note:
As advertised by their sign, I found out the strip club down the street is doing their part to celebrate Cinco de Mayo this year....with salsa wrestling.
Posted by Amy at 6:05 PM | Anything to add? (1)
April 25, 2008
On a personal note
Here are some things that have been happening to me lately.
Continue reading "On a personal note"
Posted by Lorin at 5:30 PM | Anything to add? (3)
April 21, 2008
Notable Quotes: city birds
Bird 1: IT'S RAINING, DID YOU NOTICE?!
Bird 2: YES, I NOTICED! DID YOU NOTICE?!
Bird 1: YES, I NOTICED! IT'S RAINING!
Okay, I admit that's not nearly as amusing if you aren't me.
Posted by Lorin at 10:36 PM | Anything to add? (0)
April 20, 2008
Notable Quotes
Hillary Clinton on Mark Penn:
"I feel like Batman when Robin told him he was gay."
Posted by Lorin at 10:53 AM | Anything to add? (0)
April 15, 2008
Top 5 Reasons to be Bipolar:
1. you can blame just about anything on an "episode"
2. apparently there's a lot of scholarship money for the mentally ill
3. telling someone you just met that you're bipolar is a great way to break the ice
4. hallucinations/delusions are fun!
5. when you run for president, if your opponent brings it up, you will have instant overcoming-adversity big ups and your opponent will look like a douche.
In the coming weeks, don't miss:
The Top 5 Reasons why being obsessively jealous is good for any relationship
The Top 5 Reasons why learning how to spell is a waste of time
The Top 5 Reasons to throw tantrums as an adult
The Top 5 Reasons to never, ever wash your dishes or do laundry
Posted by Lorin at 8:10 PM | Anything to add? (4)
April 10, 2008
candy
...when police caught up with them by following a trail of candy and candy wrappers.
oh yeah, and they totally took a baby along for the robbery.
Posted by Amy at 7:19 PM | Anything to add? (3)
April 9, 2008
I'm not giving you any more money
If Hillary doesn't get the nomination, will she stop sending me emails? Come on.
Posted by Lorin at 6:24 PM | Anything to add? (2)
April 8, 2008
Poll Reveals Shocking Poll Results
In a recent poll conducted by Suitcase Kitten Press, we learned, among other things, that 74% of Americans believe the presidential election already took place on Leap Day of this year. Of those, 92% believe Barack Obama to be the president elect, and of those, only 42% are happy with his performance so far.
Other startling results:
-92% of Americans swear they've seen John McCain in the drive-through at Taco Bell.
-67% of Americans plan to stash their $300 economy-jump-start checks under their mattresses, "just in case."
-41% of Americans believe that God does communicate directly with George Bush. Of those, 80% are atheist.
-52% of Americans believe that terrorism is a greater threat than Mondays.
-12% of Americans believed that Hillary was running for first lady again. Our pollsters set them all straight.
-78% of Russians think their presidential election was a lot more exciting than ours.
Posted by Lorin at 4:57 PM | Anything to add? (1)
April 6, 2008
Nader and Huckabee to Run as Co-Presidents for Green Party
In a surprise move Sunday morning, Mike Huckabeek and Ralph Nader (accompanied by former spokesman Chuck Norris) stood in the back of a pick-up as it drove in circles around the national mall. According to witnesses, mostly tourists who decided a little rain couldn't deter them from seeing the monuments one last time, the pair announced their intention to run as co-presidents on the Green Party ticket.
"This is a momentous occasion for us both," Huckabee reportedly announced. "The ability to put aside our differences to truly unite this nation under two equal leaders is really outstanding. Go us."
Nader added: "For too long there has been only one person in this most-important office. My friend and partner Mr. Huckabee agree that this position should be run in shifts. The morning shift, from 8-4, handled by myself; the afternoon shift, from 4-12, handled by Mr. Huckabee; and the night shift, 12-8, handled by your future vice president, Mr. Norris. In this way, we will best service the nation and the Earth."
"Pow," contributed Norris.
"The night shift is pretty slow," Huckabee clarified. "And the Green Party, while not our first choice, was the only one to support our ideology."
The media has largely resisted the urge to sensationalize this announcement, as, to-date, Suitcase Kitten Press is the only news organization to mention it, even in passing.
Posted by Lorin at 11:40 AM | Anything to add? (1)